"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!"
"Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect."
"Life is like a camera. Focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
"Life is too short for boring socks. Let your feet make a statement!"
"I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way."
Hilarious Wednesday Inspiration: 15 Funny Quotes to Stay Motivated on Wednesdays
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me adult."
"Wednesday: halfway through the week and halfway through my patience."
"I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not on Monday level."
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink... and pretend it's Friday."
"Wednesday: the day when you realize that you haven't really achieved anything, but at least you're still trying."
"Dear Wednesday, can you please hurry up and be Friday already?"
"Coffee: because adulting without a stimulant is just too hard."
"Wednesday: the day when even my coffee needs a coffee."
"I'm not a morning person or a night owl. I'm more of a permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Wednesdays are like a middle child - always overlooked and desperately in need of attention."
"Wednesday is that awkward middle finger to Monday and a seductive wink to Friday."
"Wednesday: the day when I switch from 'I hate everyone' to 'I'm too old for this crap'."
"Wednesdays are like unicorns - they're magical, but also kind of confusing."
"If Wednesdays were shoes, they'd be Crocs - practical, but nobody really wants to wear them."
"Wednesday: the day when you realize that you can survive anything... as long as there's pizza waiting for you."